Welcome to the Feminist LOL Funfair! What is a Feminist LOL Funfair, you wonder? It’s a collection of quotes from feminist posts that make me LOL. (I love it when people make me laugh when they weren’t planning to). It’s a Funfair, not a Carnival, because it’s tiny.
Hope you LOL too!
“Hands up all feminists who’ve been told in a patronising tone that they should drop their struggles for gender equality, because there are MORE IMPORTANT PROBLEMS in the world today? *waves hand frantically* Nice to know there’s a precedent… and nice to know there’s a precedent for replying with bugger off, too.”
The “Bugger Off” did it for me.
from Friday Hoydens: The Suffragettes In Court
“Everyone agrees that Hillary has too many icky girl cooties to be President. But just how icky are her cooties? Normal icky or super-duper icky?”
from She’s probably a bad driver too
“Lauca: If a woman touched Daddy’s penis?
Me: She’d be in big trouble, let me tell you, BIG trouble.”
from The body sovereignty conversation you didn’t get to hear last time
“Q. Is eating Heinz Tomato soup feminist?
A. Yes. (…) It therefore fills all the requirements of feminism. Which are 1)A woman, somewhere, likes doing it and 2)It is therefore full of empowerfulmentnessism.”
from Things you didn’t know were feminist – No 1
I present you sexeee anecdote: when I was 2 I had chubalicious baby fat, the kind that fell in rolls down my legs and arms. My hair was short and whitish blonde. I had a drooly mouth cuz I chewed on everything. And because I wasn’t some prodigy-pooper I was bottom heavy in a diaper like all my tot friends.
Prodigy-pooper! HA HA HA!!!
from Hot for Tots (Sexual Stigma, p.1)
“This post is about all those young women (mostly young) who think Opossum is Cream of Jesus on toast.”
Cream of Jesus on Toast!!! LOL!
from The Opossum Delusion
“Only women who conform 100% to patriarchy’s exacting standards – ones who are beautiful, white, slim, blonde, big breasted etc, etc, etc blah blah de blah blah, don’t get shit. And even then you get shit – because you’re too sexxayy! Rule number one of patriarchy – you can only win with patriarchy if you’re a man!”
In short: you will bet shit. 😛
Beyond Feminism 
blue milk said,
July 1, 2008 @ 12:20 pm
What a nice idea for a post. Times are tough, every feminist could do with an extra laugh.
polly styrene said,
July 1, 2008 @ 3:56 pm
Two quotes from the blog of evol? I am honoured….
Mary Tracy9 said,
July 1, 2008 @ 7:08 pm
Too true, blue milk. BTW, I love your blog and I think Lauca is really funny!
Long live the feminist evol! (Whatever that is :P)
polly styrene said,
July 1, 2008 @ 8:55 pm
It is like evil. Only worse.
Lara said,
July 1, 2008 @ 10:13 pm
Basically anything from this site makes me LOL:
http://phemisaurus.blogspot.com/
It’s probably the best website in the world 🙂
pisaquari said,
July 1, 2008 @ 11:46 pm
You are a brave one. Talking about the hotness of toddlers, even satirically, will drive your kiddie pr0n searches.
Funny Stuff tho :)!
I’ve always thought a Radical Feminist Carnival of Funnies would be good. Humorlessness abounding, ya know.
polly styrene said,
July 2, 2008 @ 9:00 am
Yes Lara you are right Phemisaurus is the funniest site in the world. Just goes to show evol radfems have a sense of humour. Oh noes!
polly styrene said,
July 2, 2008 @ 9:05 am
But by the way Mary Tracy – what makes you think someone as evol as me wasn’t planning to make you laugh? I am widely acknowledged to be pretty funny ya know (though I hear some people are very upset by that and think they’re funnier).
marytracy9 said,
July 2, 2008 @ 5:30 pm
Phemisaurus is brilliant! I love that place!
Polly, I have absolutely no doubt that radical feminist are funny. One cannot be so aware of Teh Patriarchy without losing one’s mind. The only way to cope must be humour. Or chocolate. 😀
Lara said,
July 2, 2008 @ 11:51 pm
Yes, humor (oh, sorry, humOUr) and chocolate are good….
The two together are INSANELY good!